Live from One Astor Plaza in Times Square New York
Saturday Night Sin
Video Intro rolled featuring clips of Tom Perkins and Becky Borden. The voice over guy then introduced hosts Tom Perkins and Rebecca Borden. Tom slid over the top of his desk and Rebecca gracefully sat in her seat in front. Tom flung around in his chair and began the show.
Tom: What's up (as applause dies down) people. I feel special tonight, cause we are inhabiting the former TRL building. And dare I say its almost up to my standards. Which of course is located in New York City, which is most definitely my kind of town. One that has some World Series champs. And of course I am joined by my Uptown Girl Rebecca Borden (applause)
Rebecca: Thanks, you though get way too excited about being in the former Teeny Bopper Central.
Tom: Well that's 90 percent of the reason I like the place. But enough about us let's get to the Main Attraction which occurs tomorrow night and is from the world famous Madison Square Garden. Its called Christmas Chaos and that my friends is our focus tonight. As we breakdown all the matches, show you why they are happening and we have a couple guests as well. So let's kick it off with ..................
OPENING ROUNDS Intro rolls
Rebecca: What better way to kick off Opening rounds with the ruuuuuuuuuuuuundown on the matches.
Tom: Biggest match of the year and definitely of the card is World Champion Jeff Garvin with his very lovely valet Miss Daphne facing off with the sick and damn I usually pull for anyone going against the champ but even I am scared of this guy Ashe Crowley.
Rebecca: And with that lets introduce our first guest. Accompanied by his girlfriend and valet Medusa...(boos from crowd)
Ashe Crowley walked in wearing a suit accompanied by a very twisted looking Medusa. Ashe sat down on the couch and Medusa sat on his lap spraying her hair with hair spray.
Tom: First off, welcome second off I guess the only thing people want to know is why do you with Barton Kale included, you three apparently have it out for Miss Daphne more than the well Championship.
Ashe: (twiddles his thumbs) See (talked as almost sissing) Father Barton has instilled in myself and my dark bride that the Ruler of the World shouldn't hide behind his queen. Shouldn't let his Queen dictate his power. Unfortunately our Ruler or Champion as you put it, worries about Miss Daphne (girl voice) (Medusa laughs sadistically) So it is time for a stronger and possibly more ruthless Ruler who not only will tear and rip anyone and anything apart to keep the kingdom his, but also has a more than capable asset in a queen that will do the same. (Medusa laughs)
Tom: Kingdom, Ruler this is a championship and..
Ashe: Never interrupt me again. You call the title what you want to and we will call it what we want. The fact is that tomorrow night, there will be a Nightmare before Christmas. And how does it feel Garvin, to know that the title is not nearly as satisfying to us as breaking your porcelain doll. And all the kings horses and all the kings men will never ever put that princess together again.. (Ashe pushes Medusa up and Ashe and Medusa walk off.
Tom: Okay well that was creepy, we'll be back after this.
Commercials
Rebecca: One of the big matches taken place is the crowning of the first ever United States Tag Team Champions. Let's see how we got down to Serious Competition and The Cartel.
Highlights of the tournament were shown.
Masterminds defeated Damnation by Disqualification when Bobby Ventura set up Overkill to look like he had hit Greg Brisco with a chair.
The Cartel defeated Theatre of Pain when a miscommunication between Comedy and Tragedy led to Comedy getting hit with the Drive By.
Serious Competition completely destroyed Impulse.
Forces of Nature defeated The Rocketmen when they hit the Tremors on Jacoby Alexander.
The Cartel defeated the Masterminds with help from the Mega Heels who tripped up Brisco allowing Hijack to hit a rollup for the pin.
Serious Competition defeated the Forces of Nature when Thriller took out Quake allowing Serious Competition to double team and pin Tidal Wave.
A video package showed the background history on the Cartel/Serious Competition (mostly with Joe Thriller) feud. Including a month ago when Competition won a Joe Thriller/Mamacita date. It ended with Mamacita acting strange when she returned from the date, and her saying "You guys will never ever understand what that did to me!" to the Cartel.
Commercial Break
Tom: Welcome back, Rebecca in my opinion I think Mamacita liked the date.
Rebecca: Don't make me gag, that Michael Jackson rip off. I mean honestly if MJ was with us he'd be offended.
Tom: Whatever, she needs to try the Tomster then she'll know a good time.
Rebecca: I'll let the Cartel know.
Tom: No no that's okay I'll stick with you.
Rebecca: Keep dreaming
Tom: Okay now onto a very interesting match up. That basically stemmed from the Garvin/Kale war. Is of course Barton Kale vs. Scorpion. The conscious of HEW decided he had enough of Barton Kale's escapades.
A video package played that showed Scorpion saving Miss Daphne during the World Title match between Kale and Garvin, then Scorpion's speech on Adrenaline where Kale attacked him. All the way up to date.
Commercial Break
On Location intro rolled
Lexi was shown standing in Rockefeller Center.
Lexi: Hello fans as Christmas Chaos will come to you live tomorrow night from New York. I'm here to run down a couple more of the matches and get the fans take on it.
Music Television Title: Platinum (c) with mystery bodyguard vs. Ray Stevens.
A small package on Platinum continuing weekly to pick new Bodyguards since Barb wire left him. It switched to Platinum iceskating.
Lexi called him over and Platinum skated up.
Platinum: (big inhale) Hello Beautiful. What a wonderful night for a star like me skate with his loyal minions.
Lexi: True, but can I ask you about tomorrow and more importantly Ray Stevens.
Platinum: Oh what a movie villain he will be. The bully and all pushing around the beautiful starlet. But at the end the starlet gets to live happily ever after as the burly bodyguard makes the save. Just like with Whitney.
Lexi: Any hints who that bodyguard will be?
Platinum: The leading man will be a secret til opening curtain. But trust me tabloids, he's a big enough man for the role. (he skated away)
Lexi: Another match involves one of the most exciting wrestlers to come along in a while. As rookie sensation Leland Krash facing the pompus Winston Douglas. So let me bring in the sensation Leland Krash.
Krash: (walked in a hoody with all smiles) Hello Lexi.
Lexi: You have brought into HEW the most talked about finisher, dare I say ever. You have knocked off some top talent but Winston Douglas is the wrestling genius.
Krash: No doubt. But I take every battle as more of an adventure. I mean I'm living the life man. People like go nuts for me and that blows my mind. I just go in like I will always win. Overall I take the Maximum Overdrive with me and I think man I think I can win this one.
Lexi: Well how's it feel to be in NYC.
Krash: This is awesome, I've been here before but never on the verge of another milestone for me. So what better city can I celebrate in, after I take down Douglas, then NYC.
Lexi: Thanks and we'll be back with Tom and Rebecca.
Krash: You guys rock woooo
Commercial Break
Tom: Thank you Lexi, that kid Leland he looks familiar for some reason. Just can't place it.
Rebecca: Move along.
Tom: No doubt boss, One of my favorite divisions of all time is the Women's Division. Especially with the T & A in it.
Rebecca: That what!
Tom: Talent and Ability babe, relax. And there is definitely no talent better than the Women's Champion Molly Gunn. Wooo that babe can sure beat anyone..
Rebecca: We'll see as the talent that she is facing is just as tough in Kami Kaze. And this time there won't be any outside help as its a Santa's helpers match. Ala the Lumberjill match.
A video package on Kamikaze is followed by one on Molly Gunn.
Comercial Break
A video ran on the Christmas Rush match. With a voiceover stated that Suicide claims to be someone from Jake Manson's past. As the Devil Reject members Manson and Wolf will face an equally hardcore team as Suicide picked FEAR as a partner. That the Christmas Rush match is where selected fans get to go on a shopping spree for weapons. We then go to a video of 7 fans going through stores in NYC. They have signs, toys and shovels in their carts. They all posed for the cameras.
Rebecca: I can't wait to see the weapons in that match.
Tom: Hopefully they got the Tom Perkins' Snow Away Snow Shovel.
Rebecca: Seriously.
Tom: A brother needs to make money. Ya dig?
Voice from backstage: Then you should market your dresses Perky.
Tom: Well when we come back our special surprise guests will come out. Stay tuned to see who it is.
Commercials which also plugged Christmas Chaos
Tom: Well obviously some of you might have recognized the voice. If not studio audience please welcome the team that will defend their World Tag Team Titles against Masterminds with Bobby Ventura. Please welcome Dennis Black and Chris Chambers, collectively known as THE MEGA HEELS! (crowd goes nuts) with their manager and benefactor Courtney Lace!
Chris Chambers rode out on his "Super Cooler Cool Ride" as Dennis Black sleaked in with Courtney Lace in tow.
Black: Much love Perky..By the way how's your wife..(crowd awws) Just playing see I say stuff like that and they still love us. Strange. Bad guys equal ratings. Who'd know.
Tom: Every tabloid, But anyways. Guess the big question is how will you two combat two former World Champions. Also true legends of the ring and of course they bring with them the wisdom of the greatest wrestling manager Bobby Ventura.
Chris: Roberta? Na he a umm (drank a beer) He a what crowd? (CHICKEN CHANT) Yeah that be it. And World Champions, no that is us. Well I think so.
Dennis: Yeah I believe its us.
Tom: Former World Champions. In fact two of the toughest wrestlers ever.
Chris: No its definitely us because we have the belts.
Tom: I know that, I'm saying....
Chris: What?
Tom: Huh..
Chris: Why are there like three of you and who's the chick?
Tom: What chick?
Chris: Is that Becky Borden? Girl is that you?
Rebecca: Yes Chris, are you okay.
Chris: Sure, I like to talk to you.
Dennis: Chris..ssssh. Basically Chris has had to many. But that's fine cause even drunk I'd take him over anyone. But damn buddy, that's gotta be scary to see three Toms.
Chris: Oh its definitely scary.
Tom: Okay moving on about the Masterminds
Chris: Ha ha I thought he said Master...
Tom: jeez..I said Minds dammit. Anyways how about the big question. You and Courtney are you an item.
Dennis: No
Courtney: Yes
Chris: Ha ha you gonna be stuck bucko. I told you that I thought
Dennis: Chris sssh. Basically the Masterminds are a bunch
Tom: Now you want to talk Masterminds.
Chris: Ha, I swore he said Master...
Tom: Any who I guess we'll see you all at Christmas Chaos
Dennis: Damn cutting us off already.
Courtney: Did you say No?
Dennis: What?
Rebecca: I think she asked you if you said No to...
Dennis: Of course I say no to Bobby Ventura for President. That dude is not only a chicken but is a sneaky..
Courtney: I don't think they asked that, they asked if we were..
Dennis: Going to beat the Masterminds, well I can solidly say..
Tom: That's not what I asked.
Dennis: You want to wear a dress tonight?
Tom: I mean that's exactly what I asked. So in conclusion...
Courtney: I thought you asked..
Tom: Its fine I get things wrong as well. I mean the other day I was watching Court TV and messed up the defense and prosecutor...
Courtney: Huh?
Chris: Ha you said Prostitutes.
Tom: No I didn't but anyways tomorrow night, Christmas Chaos! Live from Madison Square Garden. What should be an epic pay per view.
Chris: What's erect? Ha
Tom: Nothing.
Chris: Damn if you are having that problem when you are around two hotties, damn you might be...
Tom: My god see you guys next week as it will be the Year End countdown and a special on location...Rebecca..
Rebecca: with Roscoe P. Coltrain, damn poor Lexi, as she has to deal with our resident redneck.
Chris: Ha that dude lives in a van.
Dennis: Happy Holidays freaks
Courtney: Happy Holidays my millions and millions of fans.
Chris: Happy....(tried to drink beer) wait you guys got more beer?
Tom: See you next week, and those good little boys and girls, see you tomorrow night at MSG for Christmas Chaos.....
End Credits (Black was shown jumping on the desk as Chambers staggered into the crowd, with Courtney Lace hugging Rebecca Borden....
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