Date: 12.28.09
Commentators:
Jynx and Tom Perkins
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After the opening video ran we were sent live to Kyle Braxton's office. He was shown pacing and muttering "How am I going to keep control, anyone could be with Colby, hell last week with no Magnus, and I lost complete control." Trixie entered and began to try and calm Braxton. As he calmed he quickly pushed her off and screamed "You could be with him". Trixie smiled and said "Baby you know who my bossy is". Braxton focused and exited.
We went to the booth where Jynx and Tom Perkins welcomed us. Jynx stated how going into 2010, that they have no idea who will be paying them, or if they will even have jobs. Tom quirked in that he was safe as "Both guys think I'm cool". Jynx ignored it and sent us to the ring for the opening contest.
The fans came to their feet as Good Girls Go Bad hit the speakers. The very energetic Impulse tag team came running to the ring, slapping the fans hands on their way. Joey and Cody flipped into the ring and then posed on the turnbuckles. Soon the Phantom hit the speakers and Jacob Lovecraft lead out his Theatre of Pain team. Jacob was in full director's style clothing followed by a somber Tragedy and an energetic Comedy. They slowly entered and the bell rang.
Before either team could do any exchanges out from the back came Joe Thriller and Serious Competition. They entered the ring and cleared the ring of both of the other teams. The ref signaled for the bell and jumped out of the ring. Lovecraft was going nuts as Thriller threatened to slap him. The two teams exited and Thriller grabbed a microphone. In a split screen we saw Braxton watching on a monitor and going nuts. Then storming off.
Joe: What the hell is going on? I don't see a match with the World Tag Champions listed! The s o b crushed my freaking car. I want their asses out here right now.
The fully heated and pacing Thriller was met with a voice saying "Are you freaking kidding me?" And out came Kyle Braxton with a microphone.
Kyle: We are not having what happened last week re occur. The inmates are not running the asylum tonight. Tonight I am doing my job. As far as facing the Champions, you might want to worry about your belts and not theirs. As tonight is a tag team number one contendership match for your straps.
Joe: It doesn't matter who wins that what matters is when do we get those bast...
Kyle: In time, but in case the fans care. The two teams are The Forces of Nature. (Joe smirked) and DAMNATION!!! (Thriller flipped out in the ring) and its NEXT...
Commercial Break
The Forces of Nature were already in the ring waiting as "Hell's Bells" hit and the fans erupted. Jynx corrected us from the pay per view stating their manager's name is Thrash. So Thrash lead her monsters Overkill, Massacre and Brute to the ring. Overkill this time would stand at ringside as Brute will make his in ring debut. Tom added in the bout that this three man idea was incredible stating by having all members eligible to wrestle, a real strategy could be used and they chose to bring in the bigger man
Quake started off with Brute. With Quake looking a little intimidated. The two would finally lock up and Brute through Quake down to Quake's shock. Quake crawled over and tagged in Tidal. Tidal tried a front splash but it didn't move Brute. Brute then hit the ropes and came off with a flying clothesline that got him a two count. Brute continued to show his power for several more minutes until Brute missed a splash in the corner. Brute would end up getting splashed by Tidal and Tidal made the tag. The Forces double teamed and got the advantage. Mid way through the match Brute was fighting barely as the double teams had taken their toll. He kept trying for the tag and finally got the hot tag after Quake and Brute had double clotheslined each other.
Massacre came in and leveled both Forces. The ending came when the ref had been bumped and Overkill interjected himself and gave his team the advantage by taking out Tidal. Massacre and Brute double teamed Quake and were able to hit Damnation Elbow. Massacre covered and the ref crawled over and made the count.
After the match, Joe Thriller was shown in the back smashing a monitor in anger. From behind him a voice said "That sucks, they are damn tough". Its revealed that it was Chris Chambers. Joe looked around and realized he was alone, so he walked off. Chambers headed to the tv truck. He knocked and entered. He handed the guys a dvd stating its the first of the "Courtney Lace Wrestling Lesson". He told them it was hilarious and to play it.
In the booth, the two joked about how that should be entertaining. Tom added that would not be the last time we saw Chambers as he will be apparently recruiting the Mega Heels Inc personal assistant. A video package was shown of Suicide and Leland Krash from last week. Including Scorpion's outburst. A quick shot was done of the back arriving area as a limo entered and out came Miss Daphne, World Champion Jeff Garvin and Scorpion. Garvin commented on the rolex on Scorpion "Oh yeah not your style, wouldn't expect you to have one of those oh yeah but man I dig it." Scorpion commented "a Christmas gift".
Alfred Lords was shown standing by with Leland Krash and Suicide.
Alfred: Welcome fans to another Adrenaline. Next to me are two men that definitely left their mark on 2009. Now with 2010 coming, can I assume you guys are atleast considering a run in the tag team division.
Leland: No doubt man. We are rocking and rolling and I'm excited. I stand next to a man that digs this gig as much as I do. Its all about going faster, higher and crashing harder.
Suicide: We will rock you...
Alfred: Are you two going to be collectively known as anything in particular?
Leland: I guess we like to throw our bodies around like dummies, so We are ummm crash and ...
Suicide: Krash Test Dummies
Alfred: Ha ha, I guess that most definitely works. Let's see if they can start off with a win as they are next.
"Crash and Burn" hit and the fans went crazy. As the newly formed Krash Test Dummies made their way out. Suicide ran out and slid in as Krash slapped hands and slowly entered the ring. "Nighttrain" hit and out came Greg Brisco and Paul Weaver collectively known as The Master Minds. A notable absence was "The Mind" Bobby Ventura. Tom suggested that he might still be recovering from "Evan Highlander's Christmas".
The veteran's jumped started the match by attacking Suicide before the bell. They then isolated him to their corner for several tags. Suicide would reverse a DDT attempt into a backdrop. Suicide then dropkicked Greg and was able to bring in the flying Krash. Krash entered with a hurricanrana and Greg was down and out. Paul entered but was met with a dropkick. Greg back up was met by Suicide. Soon the ref was able to get it down to only Greg and Leland in the ring. Leland hit a flip leg drop and recieved a two. Slowly Greg fought back using his experience as an edge.
The ending of the match came when Greg and Paul accidentally ran into each other causing Paul to fall out of the ring. Suicide came in on a tag and hit a dropkick to the stomach of Greg. With him bent over Suicide hit a leg drop on the bent over Greg from the top. Greg was down and hit with a frog splash from the entering Krash. Krash covered and picked the win. Suicide and Krash celebrated to a large crowd reaction.
In Kyle Braxton's office, walked Jake Manson, Wolf, Ian Extreme, and a Man in a half mask that was wearing a ripped jacket. Jake ordered that Steve Surge be banned from Hardcore happenings.
Kyle: First off, I have no idea what that means. Second of all "Hardcore" Steve Surge is a veteran who may have found his new calling. Which appears to be hitting you guys with lots of weapons. Which draws good ratings. So the answer is "No". And who the hell is that?
Jake: (crooked smile) That's Grimlock. He's part of the family.
Kyle: Great, well how about tonight Grimlock faces Alex Cruise. And hell since you guys seem to be good at getting blugeoned from now on any match you guys go in is a hardcore match and we'll call them Manson Family Value matches.
Jake: (crooked smile) Let's go Christmas came late but still came.
A video hyping Sacrafice is shown. It faded into Kyle Braxton doing his final year announcement. Braxton stated that the winner of the Blizzard match at Sacrafice would get a guaranteed title mach against the World Champion in the WrestleFest Main Event. We were then sent to the ring where Magnus Colby and his wife Sonora Pelf were standing.
Magnus: What an announcement Brax, I'm impressed so far you have kept some kind of order. But like was said soon enough the CPC logo will fly over this arena and my cookie cutter talent will make me famous. I have more money than your boss has Brax, So I'm glad that your guys want to stay yours. I've decided I only need 2 from you. But which two are with me Brax, who can you trust. Everyone has a price and I will replace your side. I will bring my men in and they will secure that I will control this company and this show. Don't worry Brax, this isn't war, its a Hostile Takeover. And as far as Sacrafice goes, I will throw my hat in that match, and I will solidify the CPC claims by taking that title shot, then the title and bringing forth the CPC World Corporate Championship! See you next time Hardedge Wrestling. Next time, I won't be alone. This stock is rising and very soon each hew wrestler will feel the Hardedge Wrestling Crash!
In Braxton's office, Kyle was sitting with his head down. Trixie comforted him by saying "Obviously you hurt him, he didn't get them all. They are faithful". Kyle responded with "But any two or even more could actually be with him. I hate him".
Perkins and Jynx talk about how even they might not have jobs. Tom stated "Replacing us?" Jynx reiterated his point and then we were sent down to the ring. This was the debut match of Grimlock. Jake lead out his "cousin'. Grimlock waved to everyone and was slapped for it. He entered over the top rope and leaned in the corner looking shy. "Kick Start My Heart" hit and out came Alex Cruise. He slapped hands and then did impersonations of Grimlock.
Alex entered and the bell rang. Grimlock took a long time to come out of the corner. He went to the center and extended his hand. Alex looked around confused and then shook it. Grimmy went nuts and went and told Jake that he had shook his hand. Manson slapped him and told him to "kill him". Grimmy came back to the center and locked up. Alex was able to turn it into a headlock and wrenched it. He slowly brought Grim down to one knee. Grim though was able to lift him but he set him down nicely and celebrated. He appeared to be having fun. Cruise was confused and Manson was furious.
Alex came off the ropes and tried a clothesline but had no effect. Grim laughed and delayed. This allowed Alex to jump up and hit a grab double knee to the face. Grim grabbed his nose. He screamed at Alex "Why you hurt Grimlocks nose, you not Grimlock's friend, you Grimlock's eneeemeee" Grimlock charged and took Alex down hard with a clothesline. He then gorilla pressed him. Manson at this point pushed a table into the ring. While Grimlock dopedly tried to and successfully set up the table.
Grim turned and was dropkicked to the chest by Alex. Alex grabbed him and then hit an X factor. Alex covered but got a two. Grimlock and Alex exchanged fists. Grimlock hit a clothesline that sent both of them to the outside. Alex slammed Grim's head into all the ringside stuff and eventually put him back in. Alex looked to be ready to hit a high risk move but was caught by Grim who turned it into a side slam through the table. Grim was on top and got the three count to the delight of Jake Manson.
Alfred Lords was standing by with Medusa, Ashe Crowley and Barton Kale
Alfred: Later on tonight, you three will be staring down two of the top men in the business, in the world champion and the conscience of this company.
Barton: In there I find the humor. See the conscience was a little crazy last week. I enjoyed it but what I didn't enjoy is how a man named Magnus Colby, ruined Revelations fun. All he wanted to do was blow a kiss (Medusa laughed) but no mr. green came out. So the humor is the only two that Mr. Braxton can trust are the very snakes in eden.
Ashe: Tonight we will finish this chapter of the horror story that is our existence. We are the dark under belly that may very well say this company's soul, ha ha, now that's irony.
They walked off.
Alfred: Unfortunately, we don't know who to trust, Heck I could even be on the take. (looked around) I'm not I swear..back to you guys.
A video of last week's attack by Staci Riot on Candy Cane aired. We went to the ring for the introductions of the women in the next match. "What" hit and out came Black Widow carrying a case with her tarantula named Fuzzy Wuzzy. "Beautiful People" hit and out came "Fearleader" Alice Rott. She was looking extremely focused as she entered the ring. Widow put Fuz in the corner and the two met in the center. They trash talked in the center and eventually a pushing war began. With Widow knocking down Alice.
Alice popped right back up and hit a fist to her face. Widow sent shots back. The two went back and forth until Widow fell. Alice stomped away and then picked her up and whipped her by her hair. Alice then went to the second rope and hit a falling elbow drop. Widow fought back with some elbows to an attempted headlock. Widow hit the ropes but was hit with a knee to the stomach. Alice with some command brought it to the outside and used the rail to beat down Widow. She threw Widow back in who was grabbing her head. Widow slowly staggered up as Alice stalked. Widow turned and was hit with the Broken Reflection. Alice then covered and picked up the win.
Jynx then directed us to the footage of the "Courtney Lace Wrestling Lessons" Dennis Black is shown with a cup of coffee in the ring in a vacant arena. Chambers was at ringside in a recliner drinking beers. Black commented how it was early and he shouldn't be drinking already. Courtney came bouncing in all excited. She was wearing full wrestling gear including all kinds of pads and a head gear. Black made fun of her outfit while Chambers applauded her devotion to her new trade. Black told Chambers to get in the ring. And for several minutes Black went over different locks etc..
He added he would find a girl for her to practice on. Courtney asked why she couldn't try them on him. Chambers laughed about this. So Black made Chambers allow him to hip toss him. He then told Courtney that it took alot of strength to do that move. Courtney said it looked more like leverage. She went up and step by step tried it on Black who kept stating he was too heavy and big. Just then she flipped him hard to the mat. Black was dazed and Chambers was on the ring apron laughing it up. Black looked up as Courtney asked if she did good and said "Lesson over for the day".
We went back live to the back where Chambers had set up a table with applications on it. All these different girls walked up and took them. Chambers flirted with the hotter ones. Up came a very professional looking woman who stated a list of qualities. Up walked Lace and Black. Chambers was ignoring the woman to flirt with a busty applicant. Black walked up and asked if he had picked one yet. Chambers ignored him and muttered "showed the video got rav reviews".
Black: You what?! Okay that's fine. So basically whomever you pick will be around us alot. And boy would you want that person to be hot huh, buddy.
Chambers: No doubt. Whooo
Black: Good, Miss what's your name?
The woman who had been listing her accomplishments answered "Crystal".
Black: You are hired. Let's go Heels.
Black, Lace, and Crystal departed as Chambers stood there stunned.
Chambers: But but this chick was Miss Virginia! Come on Den, I'm sorry don't do this to me.
Jynx and Tom laughed about what had just went down and then went back to state that Garvin and Scorpion have quite the opponents tonight but the Magnificent Maniacs are almost like brothers. Tom stated they were both "cry babies" as well. Jynx was going to dispute him when they were interrupted in the ring.
Rick Michaels and Shane Diamond stood. Rick was talking.
Rick: I'm sorry guys but I need to speak. As many may have noticed our brilliant manager is not here. That is because he is so traumatized from what happened to him right before Christmas by Evan Highlander (crowd popped). So what we are asking is for Evan Highlander to come out here and talk to us face to face.
"Bagpipes" hit and the crowd came to their feet. Evan came out with a huge smile on his face and was carrying a chair. He entered the ring.
Shane: What's the chair for..
Evan: To sit, I prefer to sit and talk. (unfolded chair and sat down.)
Shane: Let's cut to the chase, leave Bobby alone. He's a damn manager, almost defenseless, why do you do it?
Evan: Well its kind of like people who hunt defenseless birds. So I'm kind of shooting birds. In fact, I am bird hunting. A chicken is a bird right. So I was going chicken hunting. See you got to understand, I hate lying and cheating stupid people. I embarass them and well I smack them with chairs. (he popped up with the chair, folded it and laid both men out.) Get it? I sure hope so. Nighty night guys I'm off to the Ventura residence. Hey BOBBY I'm coming home.
Commercial break.
When it comes back from break Joe Thriller and Serious Competition were looking in the back for the Mega Heels. Down the hall we can still here Chambers complaining. Thriller walked up to Black who put Lace behind him.
Black: Hello boys, you are still sore bout last week. Well I have a compromise if you'll chill a little
Thriller backed down a tad.
Black: I mean come on we are both team red right?
Joe: Yeah
Black: Christmas makes us a little crazy right?
Joe: Yeah.
Black: So here's the compromise, you can crush the Yaris.
Lace: What? but I gave that to..
Black: If you can find a monster truck you can crush the Yaris.
Joe: I can't find a damn monster truck and you don't even like that car.
Black: Good point, I'm glad we agree. ( he shook his hand and they left)
Joe stood there confused
Joe: How was that a compromise?
Jamal: I think we should focus on Damnation.
Joe: Yeah Yeah let's do that.
A video of Kelly Monroe's debut on the scene and introduction was shown. "Heads will roll" hit and out came the hair spraying and demented Medusa. She entered the ring as the fans went nuts when "Santa Baby" hit the speakers. Kelly Monroe made her way out, slapping the fans. She even started signing autographs. Medusa ordered "Cinderella" to get in and get "biten".
Kelly jumped in the ring and Medusa charged. Kelly shoulder blocked Medusa through the ropes and then flipped in. The sunset flip turned into a pin attempt. The ref went down and she got a speedy 3. Kelly jumped up shocked. As Medusa was in utter shock and anger. Kelly got her hand raised then quickly exited to the outside. She walked up the aisle where Lexi was standing by.
Lexi: How's it feel to get your first win and my god was that a shocking one.
Kelly: I'm so excited. I can't believe I was able to pick up the win. I wish I could have showed you guys more but I'm so excited. Kelly has arrived people wooo
Medusa was throwing a fit in the ring. A video then began on the long history of Barton Kale and Jeff Garvin.
The Theme from Halloween began and Medusa posed in the ring as "The Serpent" Barton Kale and "The Vyper" Ashe Crowley made their way to the ring. "Pomp and Circumstance" hit and the fans came to their feet. Miss Daphne lead out World Champion "Magnificent" Jeff Garvin out. He posed at the top of the ramp and then looked back for his partner. After a delay in came Scorpion. Jeff kind of asked where he was and Scorpion walked past him. Garvin caught up. Garvin entered the ring and posed on the turnbuckle. Jeff jumped down and held off the two.
Scorpion started and wasn't his usual energetic self similar to last week. He locked up with Kale and overpowered him. He then hit sharp chops to Kale's chest. Scorpion whipped him into the corner and splashed it. He then slammed him down and tagged out. Garvin came in and worked over his arms and legs before Kale escaped a lock up for the tag. Ashe and Garvin circled each other before Scorpion made a blind tag, that shocked Garvin.
Scorpion came in and went right at Ashe who dodged it and hit a reverse falling neckbreaker. Ashe then hit the rope and dropped a knee across the chest of Scorpion. Scorpion rolled to the outside and was hit with a short arm clothesline from Kale on the outside. The two snakes worked over Scorpion who was almost pinned twice.
With Ashe in the drivers seat he began getting cocky with taunting Garvin. This allowed Scorpion to use the ropes to get back to his feet. Ashe charged and was backdropped over the top rope. Ashe crashed to the floor. Scorpion crawled over and made the tag as an in coming Kale didn't get there in time. Garvin came in and sent Kale over the top and on to Ashe. Garvin then mounted the top rope and did a flying cross body onto both men at ringside.
Garvin re entered and Medusa had the ref as she was trying to get in. Daphne walked behind her and pulled her down which smashed her face into the apron. Garvin went to bring in Ashe but was poked in the eye by Kale and then clotheslined by Ashe. Ashe and Garvin returned to the ring while Kale slowly returned to the corner. Ashe hit several exchanges before getting caught with a knee from the outside by Scorpion. Garvin then dropkicked Kale off the apron. Garvin dived under Ashe and tagged Scorpion. Ashe swung wildly and Scorpion ducked under and got behind him. He grabbed him by the head and brought him down with the Strikeforce. Scorpion then knee'd Kale back out and tagged Garvin. Garvin mounted the top and hit the Starstruck. He covered and picked up the win.
As the match ended and the final promos for next week were read (Big Ray Stevens, Evan Highlander and Partner vs. Rick Michaels and Shane Diamond, Kelly Monroe vs. Serena Taylor and more) we saw that Magnus Colby had been watching from behind the curtain. He had an evil grin on his face as we fade to black.
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