Date: 12.21.09

Commentators: 

Jynx and Tom Perkins

Backstage interviewers:

Alfred Lords and Lexi

Location: FleetCenter, Boston MA

Attendance: 40,000

Logo:

Important Notes: 

New Redsox John Lackey and Jacoby Ellsbury were in attendance 

ADRENALINE: Season's Beatings 12.21.09

The "Ladies and Gentleman" Adrenaline intro rolled. We immediately were sent to the red side Christmas Party. Everyone from that side was there including the Mega Heels but Ashe Crowley, Barton Kale and Medusa were not present. Skye Colby gave Molly Gunn a present. She opened it and it was a new belt of bullets. Molly handed one back and it was a star jacket. The two embraced. Joe Thriller gave Mamacita a bikini and Mamacita stated "your gift is later sexy". Courtney Lace told The Mega Heels that their presents were in a different part. They walked off as Chambers rolled a keg in and yelled "Here peeepless this is your stocking stuffer". The group roared and Polo grabbed it to tap it.

In the blue lockeroom, Everyone was giving the Champion gifts as Miss Daphne read the cards. Scorpion though stood in the corner to himself. We were then sent to the booth for Jynx and Tom Perkins who were in the festive mood. They ran down everything that happened last night and how tonight will be a jampacked holiday show. They then sent it to Alfred Lords who stood by with "Hardcore" Steve Surge. Surge stated that he interfered last night because Manson and Wolf thought they were so hardcore. Surge added he is the only real hardcore superstar and tonight he'll prove that to Ian Extreme.

Ian made his usual through the crowd entrance and then grabbed a mic. He blathered on how "she" was coming to lead the new revolution and how he, Manson and Wolf were part of it. He then changed the match to a hardcore weapons match. Surge made his way to the ring with a shopping cart of weapons which sealed the match stip. The two used shovels and signs throughout the opening moments with both absorbing blows but continuing to dish them out. Extreme set up a table mid way through on the arena floor. He set Surge on it and put him through it with a running in ring to out of ring plancha. This had the crowd rocking. Extreme attempted the cover but surprisingly Surge survived. Surge was able to fight back late using a giant candy cane over the cranium. Chants of "This is Awesome" filled the arena. Surge was able to bring himself and Extreme into the ring. Surge then placed down a chair and hit a side russian straight into the chair. Surge covered and picked up the win. 

A video aired promoting Sacrafice, which is the next pay per view. Which will feature a 30 Man Gauntlet match. As well as a Women's Gauntlet match. It ended with ONE WILL SURVIVE THE REST WILL HAVE MADE A ............Sacrafice.

In the back, Courtney Lace had dragged The Mega Heels to see their presents from her. She rolled out a brand new Scooter Keg that was in gold. Chambers jumped around like a little kid and even hugged it. Lace added "It matches your belt". She then lead Black to a big wrapped thing. He delayed and then ripped it open to reveal a little pink Toyota Yaris. Lace stood anticipating a warm response. What she got was "You got me a (censored) pink car?" Which drew shock from Lace. Lace stuttered back "But but you said you wanted something that was better on gas, and not as big, and and the color was a mistake, they asked me my favorite color, I assumed it was just a random question." Black snarled back "Why would they care what your favorite color was unless it pertained to the car color, idiot" Lace put her head down as a thunderous musical noise came. 

A low rider pulled in blasting tunes. Out of came Joe Thriller and Mamacita. He looked at Black and laughed "Yo nice car holmes, guess we know who has more cahones now, see ya chica". They passed a group of kids who asked for autographs. Thriller pushed them aside and headed in to apparently do an on air US Title celebration. Black flipped and told the kids to come over. He then looked at Lace as she tried to apologize and said "No no, I like it just what I wanted, but its my turn. First off, I will train you to wrestle and you are gonna pound down that bimbo at Sacrafice. I'll have you ready. Second I am going to get us all a present. So kids you hang with these two and Santa Black has a present a little later." Black jumped in the Yaris and took off. Chambers stated "Oh man get me some eggnog, this can't be good if he has a plan."

In the ring, Kyle Braxton was standing with Trixi his assistant. He wished everyone holiday greetings and stated that tonight would be a special night for the fans. The gift from him to them was tonight a tournament called Season's Beatings. That using the MTV XTRA menu, that they can vote what 8 superstars will compete in a tournament for the chance to wrestle "Big" Ray Stevens next week for the MTV Title. That they should vote right now from the choices and when we return those 8 will be announced.

Commercials

When we returned the wrestlers were: Suicide, Scorpion, Leland Krash, Adam Kastle, Rick Michaels, Jake Manson, Matt Abercrombie, and Ian Extreme. Jynx commented on how many fans voted and that Ian Extreme suffered a beatdown a short time ago so his status is unknown. They then sent it down to the ring for the random bracket's first match selection.

First introduction was Matt Abercrombie who got a solid negative reaction from the crowd. He strutted to the ring and blew perfume in the ring before entering. His opponent was Leland Krash who got a huge reaction. Leland slapped hands and then ran to the top and posed. Leland was full of energy and he bounced back and forth during the ref's instruction. He instantly locked up with Matt and sent him down with an armdrag. Leland then popped up and dropkicked Matt in the face. Matt rolled out and checked his face for damage as Leland posed in the ring. He then looked and hit the ropes. He hit a 360 flip on Matt who was still at ringside. Leland then whipped him in the ring. Leland went to come in but was met with a crotch shot from a pulled up rope by Matt. Matt took awhile to rest and then began stomping at Leland. 

He picked him up and planted him with a solid powerslam as the crowd chanted for Leland. Leland went to get up but was hit with a bulldog. Matt covered but only got a 1 and a half. He set up Leland for The Runway. Matt hit the ropes but executed the knee to a blank canvas as Leland rolled out of the way. Matt got up grabbing his knee and was hit in the legs with a dropkick. Matt was down and Leland then hit a rolling thunder on him. Leland now feeling it, hit his Krash and Burn. Leland looked like he was going to pin him but instead did the ear gesture as the fans chanted "Overdrive". Leland picked up Matt and executed the Maximum Overdrive (to a huge pop) and scored the first round victory.

After the match, Leland caught up with Alfred Lords. He with tons of spirit thanked all the fans that voted for him. He also said that he was going to put on a Holiday Spectacular tonight. He yelled as he left Merry Christmas Cookie's Mommy. Alfred laughed and said "boy that kid has the holiday spirit and energy down."

Barton Kale started to make his way into the arena, but was met with Kyle Braxton. Braxton stated after what he tried to pull he was suspended. That his group can come back next week. Medusa came into scene and stated she wanted the bimbo. Braxton stated that next week Kale and Ashe will face Garvin and Scorpion. And that Medusa can have the "bimbo" as the Santa Baby has signed a contract. Braxton stated that she is a fully trained female wrestler and that Medusa may have her hands filled. Security ushered them away as we go to the blue lockerrom.

Jeff Garvin and Miss Daphne were aside with the Santa Baby. Who announced she was Kelly Monroe. Garvin thanked her over and over. In the background, Scorpion did some weird looks at the scene. Garvin then looked at the camera and said "Next week, you guys are going back in the holes you crawled out of"

The next match was supposed to be Ian Extreme vs. Jake Manson but they refused to fight each other. The stood in the back fighting with Braxton. Who referenced the random draw. Into the mix came Suicide who slammed the two's heads together. He fought the two to the ring. Where he had complete dominance on both men. Meanwhile, we see a split screen as Rick Michaels and Shane Diamond are rushed to the arrive area where a car pulled up and threw out someone wrapped up. In the ring, Manson had recovered and was hitting some shots in on Suicide. In the split screen we saw that it was Bobby Ventura in a Santa Baby outfit. He was gagged and when it was removed he went on a rampage. He ordered them to take him away from the arena. Rick tried to explain he was in the tournament, Bobby screamed "Dammit screw the tournament I said get me the hell out of here, he did bad things bad freaking things, get it". They all exited as Manson tried to put Suicide away.

Ian was now up and grabbed his cane. He went to blast Suicide but instead took out Manson. Suicide ducked a second shot and hit a ddt on Ian. He covered both men and apparently has won two matches. Tom and Jynx went into how Rick has forfeited hence Suicide won his match and then just beat both members of the other match. So Suicide is in the finals already. He will face the winner of the Leland Krash vs. Scorpion/Adam Kastle matches. Alfred Lords tried to get a word with him but all he did was the gunshot to the head gesture and exited to a good ovaation. Jynx stated how much of an advantage Suicide has now. 

Adam Kastle was shown in his lockerrom getting ready. Trent Arion and Desire walk in and the door closes on the camera. We heard alot of noise as we go to break.

Commercials

Back from break, we are in the back where security and medics are helping the beaten down Kastle. Arion stood over him as security pushed him away, in his hand was a lead pipe. Trent snarled "Ride together, Die together, right that's what you said". 

A promo for Saturday Night Sin rolled. Tom then plugged it himself. Jynx went into how there was not a lot of holiday cheer going on tonight. But that the tournament was turning into an interesting one. They then sent us down to the ring for the final first round match up.

Scorpion's music hit and he entered the ring from the purch. He then pointed his baseball bat and waited. Kyle came out in a fluster and grabbed the mic. "Okay okay, obviously some stuff is going a little haywire with my tournament tonight. So since this is not working out like I wanted I'm gonna put a spin on it. Since we have Sacrafice coming up with the everyone for themselves etc.. Scorpion you win by default, but instead of doing an unfair advantage anymore, the last match will be a three way and I am going to throw in some fun before those so all sides have time to prepare. So the Main Event tonight will be a one fall for the shot next week at Ray Stevens match, Scorpion vs. Leland Krash vs. Suicide. Now my friends that's an encounter. The brand new fad in Krash, the exciting and crazy Suicide and the seasoned veteran Scorpion." Scorpion gave him a dirty and miserable look and exited.

In the back, Lexi had found Platinum. She said how it was unfortunate he wasn't in the tournament he would have got his rematch faster. Platinum though looked sad and stated "It will take a long time for me to return. I must go back go back to Kansas as I've lost my lovely toto. She was taken and driven, my god I can't take it. I must leave." Platinum got into a limo and departed as Lexi added "Barb wire's elimination by the hands of Ray Stevens has messed him up apparently".

Commercials

We are sent right to the ring for the next match. Alice Rott was the first person out and she entered sissing at all the fans. "Gives You Hell" hit the pa and the fans errupted. Out came Candy Cane who bounced down the aisle and slapped the fans hands. She then with electric guitar in hand posed on the top rope. She placed the guitar down and then flipped into the ring. Alice Rott instantly charged but Cane did the split and ducked down. Rott hit the ropes and bounced back into headscissors by the very nimble Cane. Cane whipped her down and then hit a running heel kick. Without missing a beat she then hit the split legdrop. For a cover of only two. Candy got the crowd solidly behind her as the two went through several exchanges. Cane mostly got the advantage and was able to hit a big time x factor that had Rott down and out. Cane climbed to the top and posed a little too long as Rott staggered into the ropes and knocked Cane into the center of the ring. Rott shook off the cobwebs and then snuck up behind the dazed Cane. She grabbed Cane and hit the Broken Reflection. Cane grasped at her face as Rott rolled her up and got the three count on the dazed Cane.

The crowd was in a state of shock as Rott rolled out and exited.Cane slowly regrouped and got to her feet. She checked her nose and then shook her head. Knowing she had basically beat herself. Cane then began thanking the fans like she usually does when Cane was suddenly flipped around, picked up and planted with a Michinoku Driver. She stood up to reveal that it was Staci Riot. But she looked darker and was in a dark angel outfit. She looked down and screamed "The Dark Angel" has arrived and your sins were just punished! Back and in the booth, Tom and Jynx talked about the attack with Tom ending with "But like with Thraxx last night, damn she is hotter today then yesterday, my gawd". They then get word in their "ear" that something more was going on in the back. Jynx ended with "And I thought last night was Christmas Chaos".

In the back, security is holding Scorpion and Leland Krash apart. Lords got in the middle and what was convied was that Krash had said it was an honor to fight someone he grew up watching. And then Scorpion took offense to aparently be called old. Which Krash stated he wasn't saying. Suicide burst in and got in Scorpion's face and finally spoke "I thought we were from the same side, thought tonight could be a wrestling clinic, the code honored by all but aparently the holiday rush has gone to your brain old man. So lets forget about Ray. How about you go find someone and we'll team together. Tonight I'll show you respect, lets go Krash". Scorpion stormed off as Alfred Lords ended with "the inmates are running the asylum tonight no doubt ha ha". 

We then went to the ring for the introductions for our next contest. "Dragula" blarred on the pa as the Juggernaught tron hit the screen. Juggernaught ran down the aisle and then entered the ring, posing in the center. "Nightmare" hit and we get a shot to the back where Trevor Knight is talking to some "followers" about the Darkmas. He then said "And this is when the wise prophet beats the monster". Knight walked out to the ring doing a prayer before entering the match. Knight gave Juggernaught the chance to "convert" but got flipped off instead. Knight fixed his knee pads in the corner and Juggernaught tried to hit a quick bulldozer. Instead, Knight moved out of the way and Juggernaught slammed into the corner. This allowed Knight to use several wear down holds to keep Juggernaught sucking wind during the opening moments. 

Knight kept doing a hit and run offense to keep the big opponent at bay. Resulting in several close pin attempts but Jugger kept fighting off the pins. Knight and Jugger did a criss cross that ended in a double clothesline. Jugger and Knight got to their feet at about the same time. The two exchanged fists. Jugger got the advantage for a minute but with the ref out of position, Knight hit a low blow and followed it with a ddt and close 2 count. Knight brought Jugger up and whipped him into the ropes. Jugger ducked a clothesline attempt but was hit with Darkness Falls right near the ropes. So Jugger got his foot on the bottom rope. Knight got angry and did a gesture to the back. Out came his "followers". He talked to them and they got him a table which he set up in the corner. He grabbed Jugger and leaned him against it. The ref warned Knight.

This brought Knight and the ref almost to blows as Jugger slowly snuck off the table to the other end of the ring. The ref and Knight fought until Knight was in front of the table. Jugger charged and hit the Bulldozer through the table as the ref was turned due to Knight pushing him prior. Jugger covered and picked up the pinfall victory.

Outside Braxton's office we saw Braxton walking towards. Braxton entered his office to see Trixi talking to someone. Braxton turned and saw Magnus Colby sitting at his desk. Colby: "Happy Holidays Kyle, I just thought I'd try out your chair and your desk, before of course.." Braxton: "Before what?" Colby: "Before I take it of course, I think our "mutual friend" has to be enjoying the chaos you are directing or rather not". 

Back to the booth, Jynx and Tom talked about how they wondered what Colby wants and why he was there. They each talk about how Scorpion was acting weird tonight. Also they showed a video which showed Scorpion tried to find Jeff Garvin but found out he and Daphne had taken Kelly Monroe out for a thank you. Tom added how rude it was for Garvin to leave the man he has to partner with next week, all alone. Jynx defended the Champion by stating that this match was made after Garvin left. Tom told him to stop defending the Champion. A video feed also showed Chris Chambers, Courtney Lace and the kids from earlier waiting for Dennis Black to return.

Suicide and Leland Krash came out first to a thunderous ovation. They both posed on the turnbuckles then waited for their opponents. Scorpion made his way out to a mixed reaction. He waited and then "X is gonna give it to ya" and Caprice D. Coleman's tron hit the screens. CDC ran out and joined Scorpion. Both men posed a bit in the aisle. Which brought the two in the ring flying out onto them with cross body blocks. Krash and Suicide celebrated with the fans going nuts. 

Krash took it to CDC but soon was over powered. Suicide worked over Scorpion whipping him back in the ring and thus starting the match. Scorpion gained the advantage when Suicide went to the well too often with top rope dives and moves. Scorpion put up his knees on a cross body try and was able to tag out. CDC came in and started hammering at the back of Suicide. He drove him down to the mat hard. CDC then whipped him in the ropes and hooked on a sleeperhold. CDC reached back and tagged in Scorpion. Scorpion took on a headlock and wrenched it. Krash stomped trying to get the crowd going. Suicide fought with elbows and then a suplex that had both men down. CDC was tagged in and he just missed stopping the Krash tag. Krash came in all energy ducking a clothesline and hitting the Pele. Krash then hit his Krash and Burn and got a 2 count. Krash hit the ropes and hit a dropkick to the face on the sitting up CDC.

Krash tried several times for the fall but CDC survived. On the last pin attempt, CDC sent Krash across the ring with the kick out. CDC tagged and Scorpion came in to face the entering Suicide. Suicide hit a jumping DDT and got a 2 count. Scorpion started to look irritated as he fought back but couldn't get the advantage. Several exchanges later, Krash was back in with Scorpion. Scorpion looked to have the advantage but with Suicide coming in, CDC hit several clotheslines to Suicide then came at Krash who ducked. CDC nearly took Scorpion's head off. Krash then hit the Pele on CDC staggering him backwards. Krash grabbed Scorpion who was out and hit the Maximum Overdrive to a huge pop. Krash tagged and Suicide who hit his Russian Roulette finisher. Suicide covered and got the pin for the team. 

After the match, CDC tried to explain to Scorpion who would storm off when he got up. Suicide and Krash celebrated with the fans at ringside as Jynx added how big of a win it was for them. Jynx and Tom ran down everything that happened and talked about next week which will have Ashe Crowley and Barton Kale vs. Scorpion and World Champion "Magnificent" Jeff Garvin. As well as Kelly Monroe's debut against Medusa. They then disgruntingly sent it down to the ring for the United States Tag Team Title Celebration. 

Kyle Braxton was in the ring and did a full run down of the significance of the new title. He then introduced the New Champions. "Iron Man" hit and out came Joe Thriller with Mamacita as they lead the new United States Tag Team Champions, Mr. Corvin and Mr. Smith, Serious Competition. Joe accepted the titles and Kyle exited. Joe went on a rant about how he captured it all last night. That he got his presents early. Mamacita acts sexy next to him. He complimented his team and stated how he put them together which makes him a genius. Mamacita then got on the mic and stated how sexy and manly Joe was. Also that she no longer is some dirty mexican's "mamacita". That her name is Maria Santos and that she is the hottest thing in wrestling. She then added that she had used all the checks that the Cartel gave her for being her manager and got him that lowrider. 

Joe then told them to play "Thriller" so he could dance and celebrate. Just then the big screen activated and showed the low rider where Chris Chambers , Courtney Lace and the kids were standing. A voice came over the PA. "Hey Joe, congrats on still being the second best tag team. Nice car, your three dollar slut did well. Now you said I was a chica and had no cahones? well check out the balls on this b*tch" We then were focused on the low rider as from out of no where comes a Monster Truck, An Escalade to be exact. As it crushed the low rider. Joe stood in the ring shocked as Maria flipped. Dennis Black crawled out of the drivers seat and to the roof.

Black: "Happy Holidays from all of us at Hardedge Wrestling you little weasel, don't F with the HEELS"

Courtney Lace, Chris Chambers and the kids celebrated. In the background, Leland Krash and Suicide stood. The camera began to fade out as we get a close up on Krash.

Krash: That was AWWWWEEESOOOMEEE

Jynx: See you next week and join Tommy this Saturday Night!!!

Tom: Only on SIN baby.

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